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"

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

"

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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Every time I get my period:Wow no okay that was not a month.
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"And I am jealous
of your tattoos and how long
they will stay with you
after I go."

Clementine von Radics (via ifnothingelsebekind)

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"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

Mark Twain (via druq)

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

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90s90s90s:

Nirvana “Hanson” T-Shirt AVAILABLE HERE

90s90s90s:

Nirvana “Hanson” T-Shirt AVAILABLE HERE

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jerkofficial:

when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful

image

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thesnoochiedavide:

yarrahs-life:

gxxdgxxn:

A$AP Rocky & Chanel Iman for Vogue September 2014

ONLY reblogging bc they are slaying and bc it reminds of Michael Jackson and Naomi from the keep it in the closet video. Bc y’all know how I feel about ASAP rocky’s blasphemous, sus, lame ass.

I JUST CANNOT FUCKIN COPE

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wiitch-craft:

free-vibin:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

maybe humans are good for some things

this stuff makes me so happy 

the way the mother looks back at the end 

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"If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do."

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y0sl0ppyst0nerr:

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

wussup, be around me

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