@4 months ago
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“Bitches: A poem written by Amanda Burns”

Disclaimer: Although at one time or another I may have been all of these following things, I am not anymore, which gives me the right to be a fucking prick and post this.

I hate bitches who won’t leave the house because their boyfriend won’t let them.

I hate bitches who start a bunch of pointless drama by posting stupid fucking facebook statuses.

I hate bitches who are too dumb to realize their boyfriend is cheating on them.

I hate bitches who realize they have shitty boyfriends, then complain and cry about them non-stop.

I hate bitches who brag about smoking and doing drugs publicly.

I hate bitches who will just believe what they want to hear.

I hate bitches who complain about being fat when they’re not.

I hate bitches who talk about their horrible past experiences ALL THE TIME and wear that shit as a nametag.

I hate bitches who talk about how its been “soooo long” since they’ve had sex and they just can’t take it anymore….when it’s been like 2 months.

I hate bitches who don’t know how to balance their boyfriend and their friends.

I hate bitches who will pretend to be your friend, and then talk shit about you behind your back.

I hate bitches who revolve around drama.

I hate bitches who exaggerate things.

I hate bitches who lie just to get attention.

I hate bitches who honestly think and act like they are hot shit, when in actuality, they look like shit.

I hate bitches who talk about how drunk or hungover they are….all the fucking time.

I hate bitches who act like pussies and don’t have a back bone.

I hate bitches who argue when they have absolutely nothing to back up their statement/opinion.

I hate bitches who are in college and still live off of their parent’s money.

I hate bitches who have never worked a job in their life.

I hate bitches who act like homewreckers and hook up with your boyfriend while you’re with him, but then don’t believe you when that guy turns around and cheats on them with you.

I hate bitches who are shallow.

I hate bitches who can’t tell jokes to save their lives.

I hate bitches who act like a guy is their entire world.

I hate bitches who use someone’s physical appearance when verbally fighting.

I hate bitches who whine.

I hate bitches who have to be out doing something every second of the day.

I hate bitches who give you dirty looks when you feel like being weird.

I hate bitches who look you up and down as you walk by and immediately start judging you.

I hate bitches who go to restaurants and only order a salad.

I hate bitches who don’t know how to fucking tip their server.

I hate bitches who can’t be classy.

I hate bitches who don’t know how to act professional in the workplace.

I hate bitches who sit and gossip and gossip and gossip about other bitches.

I hate bitches who talk about how they’re a bad ass because they got something pierced on their body.

I hate bitches who give you advice when they should be taking their own.

I hate bitches who make nasty duck faces.

I hate bitches who talk about their giant boobs when they’re not that big.

I hate bitches who pick their worst feature to flaunt.

I hate bitches who try and play games but can’t.

I hate bitches who don’t understand men.

I hate bitches who talk about what they can’t eat and how they need to lose weight 24/7.

I hate bitches who don’t know girl code….or do and just ignore it and hook up with the guy you really like or once dated.

I hate bitches who feel the need to compete with you constantly.

I hate bitches who smell.

I hate bitches who talk about how depressed and suicidal they are like every second.

I hate bitches who act like lesbians when they are not lesbians.

I hate bitches who “CAN’T WAIT FOR THE SUMMER.”

I hate bitches who go to Panama City every year for Spring Break.

I hate bitches who are whores.

I hate bitches who act like whores.

I hate bitches who can’t spell.

I hate bitches who listen to Cartel. *cringes*

I hate bitches who make a commitment to you and then bail on you and screw you over.

Yeahhh, I just hate bitches.

@6 months ago
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